Problem solved!

For many years I have complained about never finding pants or jeans long enough to fit me in Australia. My brother has found a solution to my problem. Climb up something you're not supposed to at work and fall, pulling metal down on top of you, breaking your leg. Before the doctors fixed his leg it turns out it was 3" shorter. So problem solved for me. Break my legs, I'll be shorter and then pants/jeans will fit.
No worries!